Aug. 11, 2022
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In Episode 73 of The SH*T That Happens to Me, Stacey sits down with Straw Hut producers, Tyler Nielsen and Ryan Tillotson, to hear some funny stories about the early days and how they started a podcast company.
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In Episode 73 of The SH*T That Happens to Me, Stacey sits down with Straw Hut producers, Tyler Nielsen and Ryan Tillotson, to hear some funny stories about the early days and how they started a podcast company.
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Shit happens, bad shit, good
shit, crazy shit, and it usually
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happens when we least expect it.
So tune into The Shit that Happens to
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Me Podcast and hear me and everyone
I meet tell their shitty stories. You'll
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laugh, you'll cry. You probably
won't cry. Why would you cry?
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These are mostly funny stories. You'll
learn a few lessons, probably not.
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It's definitely not that kind of podcast, but you will have a great time.
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Honestly, you can't make this shit
up. Hi. Everyone, Welcome
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to another episode or The Shit that
Happens to Me Podcast. We have a
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very special episode today with the founders
and co owners of straw Hut Media,
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Ryan Tillotson and Tyler Nielsen. Hey
you guys. Hello, Hi, how
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are you well? Pretty good?
I mean I can't speak for Tyler.
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I guess I'm pretty good. Yeah. I don't have COVID. Yeah,
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we're both dodging COVID again at this
it's crazy. Yeah, So I hear
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you know I this is a special
episode today because you are the producers of
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the Ship that Happens to Me poodcast, and you know, we're still I
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feel like we're still kind of getting
to know each other. It's been about
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seven months now that I've been with
straw Hut and so um, I'm having
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a lot of fun adapting to the
laid back LA kind of vibe. And
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you know you're yeah so um.
So we're all just kind of like,
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have enough fun conversation. We I
don't know who you want me to say.
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We can always cut this out that
we're supposed to be recording with Maggie
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today, Ryan's new wife, but
unfortunately Maggie has COVID. Sorry Maggie,
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Hopefully we'll catch you next week.
Yeah, she'll be, she'll be,
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she'll return. Yeah, and I
understand she's I've dodged it so far,
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so far, Yes, and I
understand Maggie is the funny one of the
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two of you. So we'll see
how this is definitely smarter, She's definitely
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smarter. She's definitely funnier. Uh. Yeah, we will see how it
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goes. I have no idea.
I think it'll be good. Um.
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Yeah, And the four of us
have all managed to dodge COVID despite numerous
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you know, like what do they
call it, um exposures to people.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
don't know how we've done it, but
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I guess I'm outside a lot mostly, so yeah, I guess he being
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in the backyard going for walks,
doing things like that helps. I think
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it really helps. Californy. I'm
addicted to my zinc spray, and I
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do, I do claim that that
is a reason why I haven't gotten it.
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And I love my zink spray.
So let's let's just like tout some
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non medical fake um, you know, like ways to avoid COVID for a
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minute. So and yeah, right, Ryan and his zinks break, Tyler,
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how have you managed to avoid it? Um? My wife forces me
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to go to the beach a lot
um that sun? I heard maybe just
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the California sun. I jumped in
the ocean yesterday night. You know,
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it was so hot here and the
water warmed up a little bit. Um,
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So I don't know things like that. Do you guys hear that?
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Pot you guys hear it was a
podcast or an article or something where it
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was like they did this study and
all these homeless shelters and none of the
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homeless people had symptoms, and they
found out that it was they believed that
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it was attributed to like all the
vitamin D, but they found out that
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people actually did have COVID, it
just didn't have the symptoms. I thought
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that was really fascinating. So,
yeah, maybe I already had COVID because
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I'm outside all the time. Yeah, I mean we could have we could
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have all been asymptomatic at some point, I guess, you know, hopefully
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not spreading it. But yeah,
well I'm gonna tell you what I've done
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to avoid the sides. Just wear
a mask whenever I can, which I
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hate doing. Brian's always on his
neck as you can see. Yeah,
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d edition the other thing I've done, which I highly recommend, but I
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also want to say, like,
this is not this is not scientifically studied,
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so no one should really come to
us for how to avoid COVID.
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But I've done this thing. When
I passed someone, or someone passes me
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and maybe they don't have a mask
on, or I've taken mine off to
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get some water or something, is
I hold my breath and I'm thinking,
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like, I don't know how long
are supposed to hold your breath before during
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after? I don't know, but
I think I tend to do I tended
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to do that previous to COVID,
just maybe more selective based on the way
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of the person coming towards me look
especially like and walking around. For sure,
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I still do it, I still
for sure do it. Yeah,
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and like hold your breath like silently
or like this do go no, no,
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no, I don't, I don't
plug the nose and then a good
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breath of air as you walk past
them too. Just get it out,
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get it away from me. Whatever
people are, especially people are coughing around
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me, just likeload away. Yeah, airports have been tricky, but yeah,
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still safe. So yeah, amazing. Yeah. So I so you
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both have some stories and I just
want like a few moments to kind of
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get the lay of the land here. How long have the two of you
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known each other? And how old
is like straw Hut, Like, how
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did you come about doing this?
Yeah, straw Hut. No, there
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was going to be a quiz,
right, I think straw Hut, we're
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reaching five years, Ryan, I
think we started it in twenty seventeen,
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November of twenty seventeen. Yeah,
we started the company. Yeah, but
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we met previous to that because we
worked at a book publishing company together within
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the marketing department, video department,
UM and I got I started there in
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twenty fifteen, So okay, and
I was there already, so I think
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I've been there like a year before
you showed up. Yeah. So so
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we've known each other for seven years. Yeah, and you met there,
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you met at this book publishing company. Yeah, we just had all these
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weird things in common where we knew
people, and we had filmed the same
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band's play and like our moms worked
together. We found its really weird.
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But the name of the publishing company
was called hay House, and which is
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why, which is where straw Hutt
came from, because we just we weren't
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creative. We had to come up
with a business instead of RT. I
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guess we went with, well,
you already had RT because you're Ryan Telethon.
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So yeah, yeah, yeah I
had it. Ryan and Tyler wouldn't
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work anyway. Yeah, so straw
Hut hay House, you know, pretty
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simple, huh. Yeah. And
then you kind of looked at each other
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one day and said, let's let's
start a podcast company. I mean pretty
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much every day we hung out at
work, like lunch, or we like
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text each other like want to go
grab a coffee. We did a lot
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of walks together. So we just
started talking about just different ideas and things
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and it was like it you know, it evolved over time, and then
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I was going to be quitting and
moving to Los Angeles with my now wife.
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And originally I thought that hay House
would be okay with me doing that,
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and now I think they would,
but they're remote now. They're all
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remote now, yeah, exactly.
But at the time they were very against
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it. I thought Ryan was a
crazy extremist to want to work remotely.
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Yeah, and so I said,
all right, peace, I'm gone.
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And that's when, really I think
I moved. And then maybe a few
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months later we like started the business
and then Tyler was still at hay House
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and I was like just running things
kind of on my own. And then
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he would like call off sick for
a few times depending on what we had
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to do. And then like also
had also had Fridays off. Yeah,
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we worked for ten hour days,
so um, we started trying to squeeze
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if we had to be on set
or like do things like that. We
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were trying to do like Friday,
Saturday, Sunday, um, you know,
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for at the beginning, and then
we got to the point, I
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mean, really a great shit that
happened to us. Story is the reason
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why I left the company. It
was because we had an opportunity to help
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produce a movie. But yeah,
it went to complete shit. It was
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such a disaster. I hear about
that. Yeah, let's not say any
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names or okay, yeah, I
don't know how Okay, how would you
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well, we'll refer to the director
as P. How would you like to,
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um, describe how you met Pe
and how we got involve this.
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Okay. So I was working for
a client in Los Angeles, is one
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of many we had, and she
had this opportunity for another job from P
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to do like a commercial and she
was going to be in it, and
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and I was, you know,
we were hired to shoot this commercial.
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Um, we did it. It
turned out really great. Pe loved it
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and then approached me later and said, like, I'd like to make a
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movie. Would you be able to
like put together a team and help me,
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you know, you know, like
DP this thing and run the camera
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crew and all this stuff. And
I was like, yeah, that sounds
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like a blast. That's been my
dream. I would love to, you
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know, make a movie with you. Anyway, It just yeah, we
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did it. We brought together a
whole team, we ran the whole crew,
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we handled payroll, We handled everything. We bought a lot of equipment,
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We bought a van, we bought
by all kinds of stuff in preparation
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to make this. We went all
in. I quit my job, Tyler
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quit his job. Basically moved to
LA for a couple of months, stay
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couches and staying yeah my couch or
no, we we had it. We
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had a guest room at time,
and you had friends here too, and
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then UM and P actually wanted me
to move in with him. Yeah.
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I found very uncomfortable and I looked
at Yeah riding and the eyes and I
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said, please don't let this happen
to me. Yeah. I don't know
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where to take the story from here, but like I mean, basically,
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it's just a whirlwind of bad things
happened from wildfires we had. We had
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three different locations scheduled and kind of
paid for to film at, and two
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of them got completely shut down.
I was during the LA fire, so
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like Mount Mount when Malibu was up
in flames. I think that was at
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the same time. And you know, the advice we had given P was
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like, I think we need to
postpone the shoot, and and really like
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I think that's what we need to
do because we're our cruise doesn't feel safe,
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our crew doesn't feel safe to go
out, and and you know,
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and he said no, and he
wanted to h He pretended that he had
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scouted a couple locations before we got
there to shoot, and we had never
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seen it, so we didn't know
what part of these locations we were filming
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it. So, you know,
these long days are turning into double long
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days. And because all of our
shot lists for our pre production, for
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the locations that we had planned for, were just turned to shit, and
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so it's like it's like, wow, do we I don't know, how
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do we run a crew of like
fifteen people and nobody knows what the fuck's
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going on? And then we slowly
learned that the script itself, this guy
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wanted to kind of improvise a movie
while we were shooting and wasn't going along
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with the story structure that Ryan had
spent months helping him kind of rite and
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develop. And he was adapting as
script based on like us not being able
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to shoot certain places. He's like, well, what if the main character
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is doing this at the time,
We're like, okay, well, and
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then he tried to Yeah, he
tried to bring in the element of the
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fire and like, let's use this
for our story, you know. And
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I'm also acting in the movie.
Oh yeah, he's the star. Yeah.
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And you know, if you know, off off recording, we can
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send you some information on this director. And he had made you know,
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there's movies online that you can stream
with big actors and uh recommended, Like
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I think one of them even is
a recommended movie somehow, like got decent
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reviews. Um. So Ryan and
I were excited about it, like,
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Okay, maybe this is just how
this guy works. He improviser shit and
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and uh and and it'll all work
out. And then slowly, you know,
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crew members are like, hey,
this isn't gonna work. I've been
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on sets like this like and we're
like, yeah, we're starting to get
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that, you know, sound guys, they're staying Uh, catering isn't happening.
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It's like all just a nightmare.
The things that he was supposed to
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take care of he didn't and it
looked bad on us, and yeah,
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it looked really bad on us.
And we so we ended up shooting for
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a total of uh I think five
for six days and then we closed it
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down and um, yeah, and
then he had had really nice equipment.
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Yeah. I mean there was one
scene where he got a piano shipped in
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for this really successful uhum concert stunt. What was the end of the piano
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that whatever? That bige whatever,
very famous, but he had used it
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in a scene that we filmed with
like Jones and three different cameras, and
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we had got all this footage of
it, and he tried to like,
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Okay, well what if we pitch
this to the piano company and make it
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a commercial for the piano company.
And I think I spent like three weeks
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trying to edit a commercial out of
this like piano and o scene and just
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really stretching it along and and and
I don't think we ever got paid for
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that. Yeah, no you didn't. But it was some of the most
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beautiful stuff we've ever shot, you
know, it really was like it was
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nice footage. So I think we
were kind of excited about about, you
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know, trying to repurpose it.
But just in the end, you know,
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if your director doesn't know what they're
doing, it's it's not going to
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work out. So the movie never
really went anywhere. No, we can
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send you the little featurette that he
put together about I would love to see
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that the movie. It's very strange. But oh so that really was the
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ship that happened to you guys in
the beginning. But then I was forced
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I didn't have a job anymore,
and I was forced to Ryan and I
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were out on our own. I
think we had a couple of clients,
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and we were paying the bills and
or whatever we needed to to exist m
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rent wise and things like that,
and we're like, all right, now
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we have no choice, let's let's
do this. Go in yeah. Yeah,
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Well, and that was good timing, you know, with the kind
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of boom of podcast. I mean
I was like, what, I was
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like twenty seven years old or something
at that time, so I was like,
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it doesn't feel that risky to me. I mean, I'm in my
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twenties. Let's just go for it. I don't know, twenty six whatever,
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And how many podcasts do you produce
on straw hut? Well, I
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actually was making a list today to
figure out a bunch of separate things,
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and like currently like weekly, right
now, we have twenty one shows weekly,
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but like we have I think in
total it's like thirty six or something
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that we've kind of done or maybe
forty maybe forty because there's a lot that
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just um, you know, we
do one season, it's one and done,
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you know, yeah, but they
still exist. Awesome that they still
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exist, of course. Okay,
great anyway, I mean that was a
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good story I forgot you know me
too. Yeah, That's what really like
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started us off and got us to
you know, no more. We were
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trying to get our crew out into
the fires. You know, there was
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one point where we could see you
know, we could see where the fires
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were over this hill and we're like, this isn't good. Oh, and
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that have the masks. And then
we had this big crew truck and he
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tried he made us go up this
one path and it ripped off the top
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of the truck that we had rented. I mean, just like everything everything
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that could go wrong. Yeah.
Yeah. It was like these really narrow,
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windy roads up into like Malibu Canyon
and like, um and yeah,
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like I don't know if you're familiar
or been to Malibu, but there's obviously
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the beach, then there's hills right
on the other side, and that's all
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part of this huge, gorgeous canyon
in Malibu, and and that's where we
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were shooting up in these hills and
yeah, and it you can't take a
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you can't take like a big I
don't know what kind of truck is that.
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I mean, it was like the
size of a semi tall wise just
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not as long, not as long. Yeah, and uh and the driver
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should have known his limitations, but
yeah, it was really I was falling
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behind him. It was after like
a fifteen hour day on set, and
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um, I was following him back
and all of a sudden, this tree
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that's sticking over the road. Just
I see him hit it so hard.
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I heard this loud sound. I
slammed on the brakes and you see this
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big gouge out of the whole side
of the truck. And I was like,
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that tree ripped it through And was
this did you buy this truck or
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this was like our rented It was
part of the rental for the crew,
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for the you know, like all
the hardware that you need to shoot.
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We did rent a van. I'm
sorry, we did purchase a van that
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I just sold last year. Um, but but we rented this with this
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vehicle. Yeah, and you know, including the driver, so the driver.
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It really was on the driver.
But I felt really bad yeah.
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I mean, yeah, it's not
up to us to tell you if you
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should drive up certain things. He
should be able to gauge you know,
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his truck. But we did feel
very bad. He was pretty upset.
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I remember like one of one of
the scenes we were shooting that wasn't going
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well, and I started to argue
with Pe for a second of like why
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this wasn't working? And then Arturo
was just like, dude, this is
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the funnest part when productions aren't working. You just go our friend Arturo who
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was who was helping he was he
was shooting it, right, you see
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amatographer on that was no Mike was
was the camera operator. Yeah, yeah,
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um, and he goes, he
goes. At this point, all
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you do is go, oh,
that's a great idea, and you nod
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your head. And then we were
we roll and he's like, it's the
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funnest part when you just know it's
going to go to shit and you cannot
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find And then from there we just
started we started having We were just laughing.
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Yeah, you know, we're just
you know, uh, we knew
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it wasn't going to work out,
so what do you do? You know,
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we were all giggling and the crew
started having so much fun because it
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just got more and more ridiculous,
Like every new idea that P had what
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was more and more ridiculous. So
yeah, yeah, the crew really enjoyed
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that after a certain point until their
until their safety problem. Yeah. And
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this is a director that you're saying, like if you had and I know
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you're not going to say the name, I don't want to know the name,
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but if we if you said the
name, we would like know we
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would probably not but you wouldn't know
his name, but you would. He's
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worked, He's made some successful movies
with people whose name you do know?
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Yeah, a huge name with huge
actors. Yeah, okay, yeah anyway,
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yeah, yeah, good stories.
Yeah. So now, um,
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there are other stories that you have
that have happened to both of you along
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this journey. Yeah, so that
just kind of set the stay. I'm
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working together for a long time,
so um, you know and really scrambling.
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One one of the stories I was
going to bring up was UM,
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while Ryan UM recently started traveling to
Mexico a lot, both for planing your
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wedding and UM just in general just
an attraction to Mexico City and how amazing
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it is there. Um. I
live in San Diego actually where Ryan's from,
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but he's in La and Um,
he was planning on one of the
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easier ways to travel to different parts
of Mexico if you want to fly is
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by crossing the border through San Diego. You walk over. They have a
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really cool system, um CBX,
and you cross over and then it takes
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you straight to the Tijuana airport where
you can fly out way cheaper than if
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you're flying out of San Diego,
and it just makes it really simple.
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Um, you don't even steps in
Tijuana when you do it. It's just
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a tunnel in. Yeah. Yeah, it's an incredible experience. And from
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Tijuana to Mexico City round trip was
like sixty bucks and it's like, that's
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wild, you know, it was
like three hundred or four hundred bucks from
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La. Yeah, it's like.
But that being said, there is a
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huge difference between going to CBX and
going to Tijuana. And so Ryan and
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Mag's Maggie his now wife, needed
a ride to CBX to do the flight,
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and I picked him up from Ryan's
dad's house in San Marcos where it's
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in San Diego, and um,
you know, I think we initially put
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in the right address. We put
in CBX, but we stopped for a
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coffee and my maps got turned around, and then when we got back in
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the car, you just go through
the history and it's just like recommends where
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you want to go, and I
just hit I think we hit Tijuana Airport
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for some reason. Yeah, instead
of CBX that I had already had in
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UM. So I just didn't even
pay any attention to it. It's like,
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yeah, we're going to and then
when you you know, we're talking
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for the whole time, just conversing, going down and when you get to
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a certain point in this highway that
I took, there are walls to the
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right and left of view, and
it just takes you straight into the border
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crossing and you there's nothing you can
do. Apparently I really thought I could,
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um. But so once you realize
that, it goes, you know,
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because Mexico border only these signs that
we're starting to realize what I'm doing
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here, like oh shit, shit, we're going into Mexico right in Mexico.
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So but there's a little embassy um
kind of situation and bathroom and I
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did have to pee anyway, So
before you actually go through the little gate
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things of being in Mexico. There's
one bull off area and there is a
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gate that they block off that looks
movable you can turn around, So I
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pull over, I go pee,
and I talked to the two the It
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was a lady and a guy,
and I think they both had their rifles
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out right there, like they always
do down there. They're m sixteens.
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It's very and I'm standing there and
I'm like, I'm like, oh,
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hey, I need to turn around
because I didn't mean to go to Mexico.
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And the guy's like, you're in
Mexico and I was like, oh
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no, I'm not, though,
because that's the gate right there, and
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because the gate is different because well
you think it is, because there's like
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the stop lying and there's a person
that there standing and letting you come through,
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and so you assume that's you assume
that's Mexico. But it turns out
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he was told. He told me
for four times, and like the girl's
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laughing. It's a very shaw.
He's like, you're in Mexico, and
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I was like, I know,
but there's a little thing right here where
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it says you can turn around,
but it's blocked off. Can you just
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open it for me. He's like, bro, you're what do you understanding
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You're in Mexico. I'm like,
I don't want to be though. I
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don't mean to insult you, but
my wife is eight months pregnant at the
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time. There's perfect timing. I
don't know if you just heard my daughter
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in the background. Um, so
she's do any minute at this point,
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any day. I mean, she's
we're full along, We're there. Um
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And like Tyler, you were I
don't even know if you bought a wallet,
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but you were like in like gym
shorts and just a T shirt.
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I think I had gotten done with
yeah, fighting jiu jitsu that morning,
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so um, which I get up
for four thirty in the morning and then
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and I had already done that.
I had, I had my wallet,
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I didn't have a passport, and
I'm in Mexico. Yeah. Actually they
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searched. They did a really interesting
thing too. I think they saw my
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hesitation of going across the border,
so they actually made us pull over to
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go into Mexico, which is rare. Yeah, that search coming back for
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contraband and things. But they actually
searched my truck going into Mexico. I
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think I think they saw that I
didn't want to go, you know,
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so they were like, this guy
has a little sketchy. I would say
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probably sketchy, Yeah for sure.
Um, but I didn't have any contract.
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I wasn't bringing anything into Mexico other
than Ryan and Mago. So um.
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But that process, you know,
to get them to the airport,
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it was right down right down the
street, and yeah, then you went
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to Mexico. Then I went to
Mexico and I dropped them off and uh,
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they had a beautiful flight. Um. And then I spent the next
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hour or so being told not to
go through you know, I put on
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my maps and they tell you which
which entrance is quicker back into the US,
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and it goes not the one you're
at to the go to the other
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one. It's gonna be It's gonna
save you at least two hours. I'm
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like, okay, cool, then
I'm gonna go to that one. I
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get in line there, and I've
been through this border before, and Ryan,
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you're kind of familiar. I'm not
even close to the bridge. Oh,
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the O Tai one is the one
you ended up going to. Yeah,
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you know the big bridge that you
get stuck on. Me. I'm
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not even I'm probably two miles behind
there and there's a line. Geez.
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So I get in there and I'm
like, and I look it up and
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I'm in line, and there's no
turning around once you're in that line either.
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I had to get gas too,
but that was relatively easy and it
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took me. I got in line
at ten am after I dropped them off
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of the airport, directly at the
airport. It was really convenient from Yeah,
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it was really nice. They walked
straight in the air for it,
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and their flight was on time.
They finished. They got to Mexico City
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before I got home to San Diego. I got home at three thirty pm.
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Oh no, and got in line
at ten am to across the border.
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That day. Did pe and the
help the whole time? Oh yeah.
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I had a coffee and some water. I peeed at the gas station
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before I got gas, but I
did have to pee the entire time.
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Um and luckily I had a full
tank of gas. So yeah, yeah,
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yeah, it was a long It
was a long, long day of
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nothing much. I mean, I
didn't have my laptop. We had clients
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emailing us and stuff, so I'm
just answering emails. But I'm not able
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to do anything, yeah, production
wise or physically edit anything, you know.
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Um, but I got to the
front, I'm all nervous because I
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don't on my passport either, you
know. And then the guy's like I
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rolled down the window and it's like, why don't you have a passport?
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And I was like, oh,
I do. I just I didn't bring
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it because I wasn't supposed to go
to Mexico today. And he's like,
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I'm not really sure what that means. I'm like, yeah, it's He's
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just like, it seems like you've
had a rough day. I'm like I
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have. He's just like, all
right, take it easy, you have
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a good one. He's just let
me through. I mean, do you
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that must happen. It can't be
here the only person that that happens too.
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Oh no, I mean I hear
about people going with just their driver's
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license all the time and it not
being an a yeah. And now since
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I just got married there, um, I learned a whole bunch of new
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information about it. And like,
you know, the time it takes to
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get into the US is the US
Customs and Border Control, and they are
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obligated to actually if you're a US
citizen to let you in like that is
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like they're there. They have to
let you in. So they could put
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you into secondary and they can question
you all they want and that takes another
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hour or so, but ultimately they
have to let you in. Yeah,
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but if you don't have your passport, how can you prove that you're a
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US citizen? I mean hopefully you
have your driver's license. Yeah, right,
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yeah, and then I'm sure they
would put you into some other you
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know, a million people. Yeah. Yeah, I did have a picture
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of my passport, that's if it
came down to it, so they would
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be able to look up my number
and compare it to my idea and things
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like that, which it didn't come
down to. But yeah, that's good.
407
00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:19.519
That's good. Yeah, And you
didn't like pull out like a ten
408
00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:22.799
or twenty and no, because these
are American have made it worse, right
409
00:28:22.880 --> 00:28:27.559
right at this point, they're Americans, the guys, and the guys before
410
00:28:29.240 --> 00:28:32.119
I should have been maybe they would
have turned around, maybe they would have
411
00:28:32.119 --> 00:28:33.440
opened up that gate. I didn't
have any cash on me. Can I
412
00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:38.279
venmo you one hundred bucks that help
me not go to Mexico. Turns out
413
00:28:38.440 --> 00:28:41.559
Mexico does not do VENMO. That
would have been really helpful for the wedding.
414
00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:48.240
Oh yeah, that's right. Anyways, that's my that's me Ryan and
415
00:28:48.279 --> 00:28:51.599
I had and then he Ryan got
me a cool shirt when they got to
416
00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:55.599
Mexico City that's just like has a
logo on it of someone's head in a
417
00:28:55.640 --> 00:29:00.720
cloud and it just says, I
don't know, just he's just that reminded
418
00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:03.559
him of me, because you know, I was flustered at that point.
419
00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:07.759
Yeah, or I went to Mexico
didn't mean too Yeah, yeah, yeah,
420
00:29:07.799 --> 00:29:11.359
that's exactly what it was. Yeah, most of the times I've been
421
00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:15.759
to Mexico, I've really really meant
to do it, um with full intentions
422
00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:18.039
of going to Mexico. This time, you know, getting lost in TJ
423
00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:22.000
and on the phone with my pregnant
wife and trying to find the right border
424
00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:25.759
entrance to go to it was a
little scary, but once I was in
425
00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:27.799
actually it was like really calming once
I was in the line, because I
426
00:29:27.880 --> 00:29:32.960
knew I was going the right way. But yeah, just not the unknowing
427
00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:37.119
of how long something's going to take
is very frustrating for a somewhat impatient person
428
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:38.880
like myself. Yeah, of just
like I don't know how long this is
429
00:29:38.880 --> 00:29:41.240
going to take. I have no
idea. I don't know how close I
430
00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:44.880
am. I don't want to turro. I don't want to buy your dog.
431
00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:49.200
You know. You mean it's happening
while you're laying, while you're standing
432
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:52.839
in line, and this when you
when you're driving a line, people come
433
00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:55.160
up to your window and they're trying
to sell you stuff. They try to
434
00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:57.200
wash your windshield, they try to
you know, um, they try to
435
00:29:57.240 --> 00:30:02.559
sell you a puppy. They they
do all that. But I didn't purchase
436
00:30:02.599 --> 00:30:06.039
any Turos or anything. No.
I usually do, and they're delicious,
437
00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:11.400
they are very good. I just
wasn't in So I just have to tell
438
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:17.400
you it's I mean, that totally
didn't happen to me. But I'll tell
439
00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:21.359
you what did happen to me at
a border kind of thing. Um,
440
00:30:21.480 --> 00:30:25.200
I went with my friend to Spain. She invited me. She used to
441
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:30.920
work for um Abbott Labs and they
used to like give give away these huge
442
00:30:30.960 --> 00:30:36.440
trips to their employees who had you
know, like big years you know,
443
00:30:36.559 --> 00:30:38.680
and um it was like amazing.
I don't think they can do it anymore,
444
00:30:40.119 --> 00:30:44.839
said years. No, big big
years years. Yeah. Yeah,
445
00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:48.720
so um she her husband couldn't go
this year this time, and she was
446
00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:49.839
like, let's um, why don't
you come with me to Spain. I
447
00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:53.480
was like okay. So so it
was great. It was a beautiful like
448
00:30:55.279 --> 00:30:56.960
it was an amazing trip, like
it wasn't just your average trip to Spain,
449
00:30:57.039 --> 00:31:00.680
like they really did everything, like
we went to a castle and all
450
00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:03.519
kinds of things. Anyway, so
we get there and you know, you're
451
00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:07.400
standing in line like to like get
get into the country. I'm like,
452
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:11.640
oh, this is a cool thing. And I take my phone and go
453
00:31:11.680 --> 00:31:15.960
and take a picture of basically like
what is you know, I can't think
454
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:21.559
of words anymore, like when they're
checking you in, like it's not the
455
00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:25.000
border customs. Customs, Yeah,
like customs. I take my phone,
456
00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:30.440
I'm like click and I literally no, I literally took a picture of the
457
00:31:30.519 --> 00:31:36.079
sign that said like no pictures loud. So it was like it's not that
458
00:31:36.200 --> 00:31:38.960
loud, you know, but all
have a sudden I all these custom agents
459
00:31:40.039 --> 00:31:42.839
like we're on me, and they're
like come over here, man, well
460
00:31:42.839 --> 00:31:47.279
in Spanish, come over here,
you know, and they like and now
461
00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:51.160
my friends, I'm with my friend
and her friends and they are get through
462
00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:56.640
customs and they're like going on,
and I'm detained over here, and you
463
00:31:56.680 --> 00:31:59.559
have to know, like I'm like
a person who just tries to do everything
464
00:31:59.640 --> 00:32:02.519
right most of the time, you
know, Like I don't I didn't get
465
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:07.880
into the principal's office. All of
my like Lincolnwood friends will like know this,
466
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:10.160
Like I was just like a really
good girl, you know, and
467
00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:15.640
now I'm detained by like costumes in
Spain and they're like, he's like,
468
00:32:15.799 --> 00:32:19.119
you know, one minute, he's
got to go talk to some very official
469
00:32:19.119 --> 00:32:22.480
people about this awful thing that I
did. And he finally comes back and
470
00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:24.799
I'm like, can I just delete
the picture? Like is that okay?
471
00:32:24.839 --> 00:32:30.319
I just delete the picture and was
delete. So I delete the picture and
472
00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:32.839
then they let me go. Luckily, but who knows. I could have
473
00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:36.839
been like I don't know why that
is a thing. I've seen that before
474
00:32:36.920 --> 00:32:40.039
and I've gotten yelled at, but
I've never gotten pulled away. But like
475
00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:45.279
it must be they think that you're
like photographing their process of or something,
476
00:32:45.480 --> 00:32:49.640
or like getting information about them or
the I don't know what the deal is
477
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:54.359
about the photos in the customs line. I don't know righte, spy look
478
00:32:54.440 --> 00:33:00.200
to you so well, I did
have brown hair then, but no,
479
00:33:00.400 --> 00:33:04.960
I'm like the suburban you know,
like mom, like I probably am the
480
00:33:05.079 --> 00:33:08.680
least likely person. That's why,
you know, that's it. Maybe that's
481
00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:12.440
a trigger now, you know.
H Yeah, yeah, sure, you
482
00:33:12.480 --> 00:33:15.200
are right. Right. They don't
do anything to me anymore they used to.
483
00:33:15.480 --> 00:33:23.640
Yeah right, I got through two
borders. Yeah right, doesn't even
484
00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:30.359
mean the passport, yeah right right. So yeah, anyway, all Ryan,
485
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:31.839
let's hear your story. I mean, I guess we we're bringing you
486
00:33:31.960 --> 00:33:37.440
three talk about Yeah, okay,
I'll tell you this one. It happened
487
00:33:38.039 --> 00:33:42.200
I don't know, a while ago. It's with a it's a it's regarding
488
00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:47.000
a podcast that we actually never ended
up producing because of it was just a
489
00:33:47.000 --> 00:33:52.160
whole shit show. Um. And
so I'm not going to say the person's
490
00:33:52.240 --> 00:34:00.319
name against that's fine, but it's
a very it's a famous actor. And
491
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:04.319
I thought it would be a great
show and it would do very well,
492
00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:10.440
but quickly realized how how tough it
was going to be. Um. But
493
00:34:10.599 --> 00:34:15.679
this one time, in particular,
it was ten am and I had just
494
00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:22.360
recorded with another show, and I
went and actually had breakfast with Catherine keener.
495
00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:25.760
And then and it was close to
where I was going to be heading,
496
00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:30.760
I'm gonna call this person. The
other one was Pete. I'm gonna
497
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:37.400
call this one L like I don't
know, okay, and and then it's
498
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:45.400
almost alphabetical. Yeah. Yeah.
I was texting L being like I'm gonna
499
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:49.119
be a few minutes later, but
i'll be there at I think I was
500
00:34:49.159 --> 00:34:51.880
saying like instead of ten of ten, I'll be there like ten thirty.
501
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:54.840
No response, nothing, and I
have got all my gear ready to record.
502
00:34:55.679 --> 00:35:00.880
Um, I can't remember who our
guest was, but someone also famous.
503
00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:06.239
That's just how it works. And
so no response, no response,
504
00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:08.039
no response. I ended up pushing
a little later because I still hadn't heard
505
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:13.800
a response. I get there.
I get to Elle's house at ten forty
506
00:35:13.800 --> 00:35:21.000
five and everything was closed and lockdown
in the like the windows usually open,
507
00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:24.679
the doors usually open. There's a
screen a gorgeous house in Malibu right on
508
00:35:24.679 --> 00:35:30.800
the water, and I'm like looking
in the window and I see this figure
509
00:35:31.719 --> 00:35:38.239
walking around and then I so I'm
like I'm knocking, and I'm like ell
510
00:35:39.159 --> 00:35:49.039
all yeah yeah, because I was
calling nothing, texting nothing, and Elle
511
00:35:49.079 --> 00:35:54.239
sees me and comes stumbling to the
door, opens it up and says,
512
00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:57.400
Ryan, we have to leave right
now. Do you have a car.
513
00:35:57.559 --> 00:36:01.960
And I'm like, oh shit,
I walked here. Yeah. I'm like
514
00:36:02.039 --> 00:36:05.920
okay, why are you okay?
He's like yeah, we just have to
515
00:36:05.960 --> 00:36:10.760
go right now. And I was
just like, okay's and he's like,
516
00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:14.920
where's your car. I'm like,
it's on the street. He's like,
517
00:36:14.960 --> 00:36:16.480
okay, pull it up in the
driveway. I'll meet you out in front.
518
00:36:17.119 --> 00:36:22.039
And so, what the fuck is
going on? Okay? So I
519
00:36:22.119 --> 00:36:24.440
go, I get the car,
I turn around, I come up the
520
00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:32.760
driveway, Elle walks down the steps, stumbles into the car, smells like
521
00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:42.679
booze, is obviously inebriated. Yah
yeah um, and he's like, oh,
522
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:45.079
okay, just just head that way. I'm like, where are we
523
00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:45.880
going. He's like I don't know, we just got to get out of
524
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:52.880
there. And I'm like okay.
So I'm just driving with him and we
525
00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:55.239
passed by Uh. He's like,
oh, there's like there's a hotel.
526
00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:59.800
There's a hotel up the street.
And I'm like, okay, great,
527
00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:02.159
I'll I'll drive you there. As
we're driving to this hotel, apparently just
528
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:07.519
on the on the what is that
sunset on the wap on the one yeah.
529
00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:13.280
Um, there's a liquor store and
Ell was like, can you pull
530
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:17.840
in? Can you pull in here? And I'm like sure, Like maybe
531
00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:22.199
he's getting a coffee, yeah,
getting get a coffee. Yeah. So
532
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:28.039
I pull in. Else stumbles out, walks and goes and he comes back
533
00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:32.079
with two bags, brown bags.
I don't know what's in. Um.
534
00:37:32.840 --> 00:37:37.960
Um closed the door. I start
driving and he just opens one up start.
535
00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:39.199
He twists off the bottle. It's
up. There are two bottles of
536
00:37:39.320 --> 00:37:45.840
chardon ay and he just starts drinking
it in my car as we're I'm driving.
537
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:51.800
I'm just like and he's just like
guzzling, guzzling shardon And I'm like,
538
00:37:51.840 --> 00:37:54.880
okay, so where's this hotel.
He's like, it's up here.
539
00:37:54.880 --> 00:37:59.599
You know it's up. It's up
up, you'll see it. It's on
540
00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:01.599
the right. I'm like, okay, I find the hotel. I pull
541
00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:06.639
in. I pull into the parking
spot and he's like, would you mind
542
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:09.079
just going in and just you know, getting me a room? And I'm
543
00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:15.440
like, hmm, I will not
get you a room, but I will
544
00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:19.159
see if they have availability. So
I walked out. I left him in
545
00:38:19.159 --> 00:38:22.559
the car. I go in.
Turns out, this very fancy place right
546
00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:31.599
on the one overlooking the ocean thankfully
did not have availability. So I look
547
00:38:31.599 --> 00:38:34.800
at my I get back in the
car and tell him it. He gets
548
00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:38.960
all hitsy about it, and then
I look at my phone. I'm just
549
00:38:39.000 --> 00:38:43.000
like, okay, what I just
need a cheap hotel right now. I
550
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:46.039
just need to put this person in
a cheap room somewhere. So the closest
551
00:38:46.079 --> 00:38:50.280
thing I could find was in Santa
Monica. There was like rooms for like
552
00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:53.760
two fifty a night. I found
it. It was like a thirty five
553
00:38:54.000 --> 00:39:01.840
forty minute drive from where we were
in Malibu, so yeah, oh yeah.
554
00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:05.760
He finished one of the Chardonnay bottles
by the time we got there.
555
00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:13.440
Um. I get to this other
hotel, I asked if they have availability.
556
00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:15.840
They do. I asked if we
could get early check in, because
557
00:39:16.199 --> 00:39:19.800
you know, usually you can't get
in your room until like three or whatever.
558
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:22.360
And it was like, I don't
know, eleven eleven thirty maybe at
559
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:29.760
this point. And got the room, you know, paid for it on
560
00:39:29.800 --> 00:39:36.039
the company card, and and and
then go back to the I was in
561
00:39:36.079 --> 00:39:39.119
a loading zone right on the street, and I told the valet guy,
562
00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:43.000
Can I just leave my car here? Well, I'm gonna walk el up
563
00:39:43.039 --> 00:39:47.760
to the room. And l was
a complete mess. He had a bottle
564
00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:52.679
Chardonnay in his other hand and his
like dangling on my shoulder. And I
565
00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:59.199
was like walking him through the hallways
in this Santa Monica hotel and his room
566
00:39:59.239 --> 00:40:01.320
was like on the eighth or or
something, and so he's I'm just like
567
00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:09.360
dragging this this dude into this elevator
and I get him in there, I
568
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:15.800
give him the keys. I say, I'm gonna get going, and he's
569
00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:19.880
like looking out the window. I
don't know, it's like a very silhouetty
570
00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:22.000
iconic pose, just like looking out
on the window, like his side,
571
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:24.639
you know, hips to the side, his hand on his hip and just
572
00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:29.519
like looking out. And I was
like, ell, I've got to get
573
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:32.239
out of here. And then he
came up towards me and he just gave
574
00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:37.360
me this hug and he started crying
on my shoulder. Oh, he just
575
00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:39.679
started crying. And I don't know
exactly what he said, but he's like
576
00:40:39.719 --> 00:40:46.679
slobbering on my shoulder. Ryan's also
texting me. I'm like, I don't
577
00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:52.599
know, man, I probably would
have hit him, all right, Yeah,
578
00:40:52.599 --> 00:40:57.000
it was very frustrated. It was
he was crying. I said,
579
00:40:58.079 --> 00:41:01.480
I hope everything works out out,
you know, uh, let me know,
580
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:07.360
referring to I don't you know,
I don't know what his issue with.
581
00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:13.480
It was some kind of issue with
his wife and a thing, and
582
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:17.519
I don't know exactly what happened.
He's also he's also a recovering. He's
583
00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:22.880
recovering. He knew this at the
time that he's and he's drinking, right,
584
00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:27.000
I didn't know about the recovery part
of it. I mean, he
585
00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:31.880
didn mention a sponsor at one point, okay whose name rhymes with schmell Schmidt,
586
00:41:34.639 --> 00:41:37.320
which is probably not the best.
Yeah, he did, but I
587
00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:38.760
thought that was on the drive,
as when he was mentioning that to me
588
00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:45.840
that forty five minute drive, it's
when I was when I called yeah yeah
589
00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:53.119
and uh and uh yeah yeah.
So cry I I leave. I feel
590
00:41:53.280 --> 00:41:58.199
really bad, I mean, but
granted I also did pay for his room,
591
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:02.880
so feel a little less bad,
and um I I left the next
592
00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:07.000
morning. Though, however, is
really really what was What was interesting is
593
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:15.920
that I got a call from the
police m because because L wouldn't leave the
594
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:21.480
room, at his checkout time,
and so I had to have a long
595
00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:23.679
conversation with the police. I'm like, do you have his wife's number?
596
00:42:23.679 --> 00:42:28.000
Here's his wife's number. Do you
have this. I'm like, I've paid
597
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:30.679
for his room already and it's not
something I'm willing to do again. And
598
00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:35.159
so I think they anyway, Yeah, I think they took him in.
599
00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:40.840
He has a manager, who I
find to be one of the most irritating
600
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:45.679
types of people, who, you
know, Ryan's like, hey, I'm
601
00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:49.400
busy dealing with the cops. Can
you get ahead of get ahead of his
602
00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:52.559
get ahold of his manager to tell
him the situation, you know. So
603
00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:57.199
like we're texting him like, hey, there's police involved. I just want
604
00:42:57.199 --> 00:42:59.159
you to know, like a head's
up, this is your friend, blah
605
00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:01.400
blah blah, Like you know,
Ryan's dealing with it. He shouldn't have.
606
00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:05.840
He's a podcast producer, you know, Like and then he goes,
607
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:08.199
who do you think I am?
Jesus, what do you want me to
608
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:12.800
do? I'm in Canada or something
like that, And I said, I
609
00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:17.719
said something like I'm just informing you
that your friend and your client, and
610
00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:22.239
you know, like he's in trouble, and he needs your help. I
611
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:25.000
don't. I don't expect you to
do anything. I actually don't expect to
612
00:43:25.000 --> 00:43:30.039
talk to you ever. Again,
I would prefer and we've already had other
613
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:32.159
issues with this guy too, and
I just I have no patience for rude
614
00:43:32.239 --> 00:43:37.039
people like that, you know.
Um, just like how like putting it
615
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:39.320
on me? Like what does it
seem like a crazy thing for me to
616
00:43:39.360 --> 00:43:44.840
be contacting you about your client who's
in trouble? You know, like is
617
00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:46.920
it that big of a deal?
Like yeah, He's like, what do
618
00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:50.239
you want me to do? And
I'm like, I don't know. I
619
00:43:50.239 --> 00:43:54.000
don't know what to do in this
situation this person. Yeah, exactly,
620
00:43:54.199 --> 00:44:02.599
you know, I don't know.
But yeah, anyway, God, it
621
00:44:02.679 --> 00:44:06.519
had so much potential to be a
great show. You know, we were
622
00:44:06.519 --> 00:44:10.199
both really excited about it, and
we were able to release a few episodes,
623
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but um no, well yeah,
we ended up not releasing it.
624
00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:17.480
Oh yeah, it's not out.
Actually I think we did one as we
625
00:44:17.519 --> 00:44:22.639
did one at first, and then
we had to take it off because it
626
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:28.000
just what's the point of releasing one
episode or something? Yeah. Um,
627
00:44:28.159 --> 00:44:34.599
but anyway, I hope he's okay
now, Yeah, we does he remember
628
00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:37.280
like do you think he remembered this? He did apologize later. Um,
629
00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:42.719
he actually has been texting me as
of this week. So well, he
630
00:44:42.760 --> 00:44:45.440
did ask you for a ride to
the grocery store once. Yeah, yeah,
631
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:47.719
it got it, went down to
best Let, Slippery Slope. He
632
00:44:47.719 --> 00:44:51.880
asked if he could crash on my
couch she's at you know, asked,
633
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:54.119
um, yeah, it was all
kinds of weird things. Does he want
634
00:44:54.119 --> 00:44:59.480
to do the podcast? Now?
Hey, let's get him on the ship
635
00:44:59.559 --> 00:45:04.440
that happened to me. Yeah,
maybe he might be. He might be
636
00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:07.559
done with podcasting. I think he
just wants to be my friend. Maybe
637
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:09.960
I don't know you. And that's
sweet. It's a good it's a good.
638
00:45:10.119 --> 00:45:14.360
Uh, that's a good having dinner
at dinner party conversation like how did
639
00:45:14.360 --> 00:45:20.400
you guys meet? Yeah, I
get I have all kinds of weird situations
640
00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:22.519
like that with the Yeah, we
have found that a lot of these.
641
00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:27.079
You know, Ryan's the one who's
out there in LA and he has he
642
00:45:27.159 --> 00:45:32.719
you know, he deals with a
lot of our I guess celebrity type clients
643
00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:37.079
that we've dealt with in the past, and they, yeah, they they
644
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:45.440
they cling on to the friendship or
the maybe because like we're not necessarily in
645
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:50.079
like the Hollywood, Hollywood industry,
so maybe they like like a puranis to
646
00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:54.639
it and Ryan's a nice guy,
and they i mean even even p in
647
00:45:54.679 --> 00:45:59.800
the previous story, you know,
like wanting me to live in his house.
648
00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:06.960
You know, I have a life, man, I can't um anyway.
649
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:10.920
Yeah, that's it. That's those
are our stories to it. I
650
00:46:10.920 --> 00:46:15.880
mean, I think it's so like
for someone who's like not involved in that
651
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:19.639
world at all, and it's just
to want to be like it. It
652
00:46:19.639 --> 00:46:22.639
can be you know, disappointing to
learn like these real things about you know,
653
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:27.400
like we just like have this like
image of all of these celebrities as
654
00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:30.960
you know, like Steve Carrell is
just like a really nice guy. And
655
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:34.599
maybe he is just a really nice
guy, you know, but he probably
656
00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:38.119
like you know, gets drunk or
fights with his wife or there are some
657
00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:44.679
really real yeah yeah, yeah,
like Tom Hanks. We I don't ever
658
00:46:44.719 --> 00:46:47.079
want to know anything bad about Tom
Hanks. Yeah, I know. Maybe
659
00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:52.000
like we just started a show with
Harvey Gean for he's the guierma and what
660
00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:58.000
we do in the Shadows and Harvey
is the sweetest man ever. Love him,
661
00:46:58.280 --> 00:47:00.360
so have a couple of his guests, you know, like Fred Armison
662
00:47:00.599 --> 00:47:06.880
was such a sweetheart to be to
come on the show with him and yeah,
663
00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:09.239
and he was just like actually thankful
to be on the podcast. Yeah,
664
00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:13.679
yeah, thanks for including me.
You know. That's it's always nice
665
00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:16.840
to hearing there's definitely like super sweet
people out there. There's just also so
666
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:24.199
I'm not sweet. Yeah. Yeah, Well I just saw. I was
667
00:47:24.239 --> 00:47:30.480
in um Long Island last week and
we went shopping one day in the Hamptons,
668
00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:35.039
the Hamptons and um, I was
in sag Harbor and I saw in
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00:47:35.079 --> 00:47:39.440
a store, um Melaura Harden,
who played Jan on The Office. Yeah,
670
00:47:39.480 --> 00:47:45.639
and yeah, yeah, she just
like walked right by me and smiled,
671
00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:47.599
you know, and like I smiled, and I was like, oh
672
00:47:47.639 --> 00:47:52.440
my god, that's Jan from the
Office. So she's beautiful. And so
673
00:47:52.559 --> 00:47:58.199
I left the store. Yeah,
I told Steve and you know, my
674
00:47:58.440 --> 00:48:02.559
you know cousins that I was with, and and my you know cousin Scott
675
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:07.400
was like, are you sure it
was her? You know, maybe maybe
676
00:48:07.400 --> 00:48:08.800
it was someone who looked like her, And I'm like, no, it
677
00:48:08.920 --> 00:48:15.199
was her. And so now now
I had to go back in and with
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00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:19.639
him because he'd like didn't believe me, and so, but he's a big
679
00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:22.599
chicken. So and when I go
back in, I'm like, well,
680
00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:24.599
now I'm going to talk to her, right, And so we go back
681
00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:29.920
in and I'm like, he said, he really like appreciated, like my
682
00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:32.960
my process of pretending to buy a
pair of ear rings when really I was
683
00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:36.719
just trying to get close to her. And so I'm like looking at some
684
00:48:36.840 --> 00:48:38.960
ear rings and then i just kind
of sidle up next to her and I'm
685
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:43.000
like, oh, I want to
be honest and say I had to look
686
00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:45.599
her name up after that day,
but you know, I went up to
687
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and I'm like, oh, you're
m Laura Harden right um, and she
688
00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:52.360
was like yeah, And I was
like, oh, you played Jan on
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the I want to let you know
how much I enjoyed your performance. Is
690
00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:57.639
Jan. She's like, well,
thank you so much. I'm glad you
691
00:48:57.719 --> 00:49:01.119
enjoyed it. Super nice. So
now we leave and Scott was ready to
692
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:06.159
like run away. He was so
freaked out that I was talking to her
693
00:49:06.360 --> 00:49:10.400
just like that. Yeah. But
the best part was it if we were
694
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walking around and she just kept showing
up, you know, with her friend.
695
00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:20.559
So at one point she passed us
and she practically was like hi,
696
00:49:21.239 --> 00:49:23.360
you know, like she was so
friendly. So at that point I'm like,
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00:49:23.480 --> 00:49:29.000
hey, can we get a picture
because my kids think this didn't really
698
00:49:29.039 --> 00:49:30.880
happen if I don't have a picture, which was a lie. They were
699
00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:35.599
like, oh cool mom, you
know, but well, kudos for knowing
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00:49:35.599 --> 00:49:40.119
her real name too. No,
I looked it up. Old been too
701
00:49:40.119 --> 00:49:44.519
embarrassed to be oh you and then
she would have been like, well I
702
00:49:44.559 --> 00:49:45.679
have a real name, you know. Yeah right, yeah, no,
703
00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:49.119
I had to look it up.
That was one of the reasons I left
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00:49:49.159 --> 00:49:52.599
and went back and so and it
was kind of a weird moment because she
705
00:49:52.679 --> 00:49:55.199
was like, okay, we'll take
a selfie and she like took my phone.
706
00:49:55.679 --> 00:50:00.320
She was like reaching from my phone. I'm like, here, take
707
00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:05.880
my phone, do whatever you want. Nice and she too, yeah right,
708
00:50:06.280 --> 00:50:08.960
I think that's what it was.
Yeah. Yeah, so that was
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now she I tagged her. She
still hasn't liked it, but that's okay.
710
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:21.559
Yeah she was really she was really
nice. So good. Yeah,
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00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:28.840
anyway, I think that's really special. Yeah, yeah, it made it
712
00:50:28.920 --> 00:50:32.280
was a highlight, one of the
highlights. So good. All right,
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00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:37.800
guys, Well thanks so much for
coming on and telling me those stories.
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00:50:38.000 --> 00:50:45.920
And yeah, and you know,
if l or P or Fred Armison want
715
00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:50.960
to come on my podcast, you
know, I mean, I'd welcome any
716
00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:57.320
of them. Yeah, and yeah, so and hopefully Maggie will feel better
717
00:50:57.320 --> 00:51:00.760
soon and we'll get we'll get her
on soon. Yeah. I think next
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00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:04.400
week is definitely gonna happen. She
is, she says, she feels fine.
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00:51:04.440 --> 00:51:07.760
It's just this cough that's not going
away right now. So that's tough
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00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:13.360
for a recording. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, all
721
00:51:13.440 --> 00:51:16.199
right, all right, well thank
you, thanks, Yeah, we'll talk
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to you soon. Bye bye bye
right bye bye. Thanks for listening to
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my ship. I really appreciate it. Come back and hear more shit next
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00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:29.920
time on the Ship that Happens to
Me podcast. Do you think I've said
725
00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:34.760
shit enough for one podcast episode?
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happens when we least expect it.
So tune into The Shit that Happens to
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These are mostly funny stories. You'll
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Honestly, you can't make this shit
up. Hi. Everyone, Welcome
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to another episode or The Shit that
Happens to Me Podcast. We have a
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very special episode today with the founders
and co owners of straw Hut Media,
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Ryan Tillotson and Tyler Nielsen. Hey
you guys. Hello, Hi, how
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are you well? Pretty good?
I mean I can't speak for Tyler.
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I guess I'm pretty good. Yeah. I don't have COVID. Yeah,
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we're both dodging COVID again at this
it's crazy. Yeah, So I hear
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you know I this is a special
episode today because you are the producers of
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the Ship that Happens to Me poodcast, and you know, we're still I
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feel like we're still kind of getting
to know each other. It's been about
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seven months now that I've been with
straw Hut and so um, I'm having
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a lot of fun adapting to the
laid back LA kind of vibe. And
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you know you're yeah so um.
So we're all just kind of like,
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have enough fun conversation. We I
don't know who you want me to say.
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We can always cut this out that
we're supposed to be recording with Maggie
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today, Ryan's new wife, but
unfortunately Maggie has COVID. Sorry Maggie,
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Hopefully we'll catch you next week.
Yeah, she'll be, she'll be,
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she'll return. Yeah, and I
understand she's I've dodged it so far,
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so far, Yes, and I
understand Maggie is the funny one of the
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two of you. So we'll see
how this is definitely smarter, She's definitely
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smarter. She's definitely funnier. Uh. Yeah, we will see how it
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goes. I have no idea.
I think it'll be good. Um.
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Yeah, And the four of us
have all managed to dodge COVID despite numerous
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you know, like what do they
call it, um exposures to people.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
don't know how we've done it, but
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I guess I'm outside a lot mostly, so yeah, I guess he being
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in the backyard going for walks,
doing things like that helps. I think
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it really helps. Californy. I'm
addicted to my zinc spray, and I
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do, I do claim that that
is a reason why I haven't gotten it.
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And I love my zink spray.
So let's let's just like tout some
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non medical fake um, you know, like ways to avoid COVID for a
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minute. So and yeah, right, Ryan and his zinks break, Tyler,
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how have you managed to avoid it? Um? My wife forces me
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to go to the beach a lot
um that sun? I heard maybe just
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the California sun. I jumped in
the ocean yesterday night. You know,
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it was so hot here and the
water warmed up a little bit. Um,
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So I don't know things like that. Do you guys hear that?
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Pot you guys hear it was a
podcast or an article or something where it
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was like they did this study and
all these homeless shelters and none of the
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homeless people had symptoms, and they
found out that it was they believed that
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it was attributed to like all the
vitamin D, but they found out that
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people actually did have COVID, it
just didn't have the symptoms. I thought
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that was really fascinating. So,
yeah, maybe I already had COVID because
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I'm outside all the time. Yeah, I mean we could have we could
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have all been asymptomatic at some point, I guess, you know, hopefully
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not spreading it. But yeah,
well I'm gonna tell you what I've done
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to avoid the sides. Just wear
a mask whenever I can, which I
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hate doing. Brian's always on his
neck as you can see. Yeah,
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d edition the other thing I've done, which I highly recommend, but I
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also want to say, like,
this is not this is not scientifically studied,
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so no one should really come to
us for how to avoid COVID.
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But I've done this thing. When
I passed someone, or someone passes me
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and maybe they don't have a mask
on, or I've taken mine off to
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get some water or something, is
I hold my breath and I'm thinking,
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like, I don't know how long
are supposed to hold your breath before during
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after? I don't know, but
I think I tend to do I tended
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to do that previous to COVID,
just maybe more selective based on the way
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of the person coming towards me look
especially like and walking around. For sure,
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I still do it, I still
for sure do it. Yeah,
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and like hold your breath like silently
or like this do go no, no,
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no, I don't, I don't
plug the nose and then a good
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breath of air as you walk past
them too. Just get it out,
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get it away from me. Whatever
people are, especially people are coughing around
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me, just likeload away. Yeah, airports have been tricky, but yeah,
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still safe. So yeah, amazing. Yeah. So I so you
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both have some stories and I just
want like a few moments to kind of
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get the lay of the land here. How long have the two of you
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known each other? And how old
is like straw Hut, Like, how
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did you come about doing this?
Yeah, straw Hut. No, there
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was going to be a quiz,
right, I think straw Hut, we're
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reaching five years, Ryan, I
think we started it in twenty seventeen,
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November of twenty seventeen. Yeah,
we started the company. Yeah, but
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we met previous to that because we
worked at a book publishing company together within
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the marketing department, video department,
UM and I got I started there in
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twenty fifteen, So okay, and
I was there already, so I think
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I've been there like a year before
you showed up. Yeah. So so
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we've known each other for seven years. Yeah, and you met there,
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you met at this book publishing company. Yeah, we just had all these
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weird things in common where we knew
people, and we had filmed the same
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band's play and like our moms worked
together. We found its really weird.
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But the name of the publishing company
was called hay House, and which is
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why, which is where straw Hutt
came from, because we just we weren't
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creative. We had to come up
with a business instead of RT. I
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guess we went with, well,
you already had RT because you're Ryan Telethon.
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had it. Ryan and Tyler wouldn't
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work anyway. Yeah, so straw
Hut hay House, you know, pretty
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simple, huh. Yeah. And
then you kind of looked at each other
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one day and said, let's let's
start a podcast company. I mean pretty
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much every day we hung out at
work, like lunch, or we like
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text each other like want to go
grab a coffee. We did a lot
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of walks together. So we just
started talking about just different ideas and things
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and it was like it you know, it evolved over time, and then
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I was going to be quitting and
moving to Los Angeles with my now wife.
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and now I think they would,
but they're remote now. They're all
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remote now, yeah, exactly.
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it. I thought Ryan was a
crazy extremist to want to work remotely.
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all right, peace, I'm gone.
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I moved. And then maybe a few
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months later we like started the business
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and I was like just running things
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he would like call off sick for
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to do. And then like also
had also had Fridays off. Yeah,
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we worked for ten hour days,
so um, we started trying to squeeze
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if we had to be on set
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were trying to do like Friday,
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for at the beginning, and then
we got to the point, I
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mean, really a great shit that
happened to us. Story is the reason
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why I left the company. It
was because we had an opportunity to help
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produce a movie. But yeah,
it went to complete shit. It was
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such a disaster. I hear about
that. Yeah, let's not say any
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names or okay, yeah, I
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well, we'll refer to the director
as P. How would you like to,
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um, describe how you met Pe
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Okay. So I was working for
a client in Los Angeles, is one
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of many we had, and she
had this opportunity for another job from P
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to do like a commercial and she
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and I was, you know,
we were hired to shoot this commercial.
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Um, we did it. It
turned out really great. Pe loved it
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and then approached me later and said, like, I'd like to make a
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movie. Would you be able to
like put together a team and help me,
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you know, you know, like
DP this thing and run the camera
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crew and all this stuff. And
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like a blast. That's been my
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know, make a movie with you. Anyway, It just yeah, we
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did it. We brought together a
whole team, we ran the whole crew,
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we handled payroll, We handled everything. We bought a lot of equipment,
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to make this. We went all
in. I quit my job, Tyler
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quit his job. Basically moved to
LA for a couple of months, stay
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couches and staying yeah my couch or
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had a guest room at time,
and you had friends here too, and
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then UM and P actually wanted me
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I found very uncomfortable and I looked
at Yeah riding and the eyes and I
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said, please don't let this happen
to me. Yeah. I don't know
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where to take the story from here, but like I mean, basically,
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it's just a whirlwind of bad things
happened from wildfires we had. We had
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three different locations scheduled and kind of
paid for to film at, and two
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of them got completely shut down.
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like Mount Mount when Malibu was up
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the same time. And you know, the advice we had given P was
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like, I think we need to
postpone the shoot, and and really like
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I think that's what we need to
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our crew doesn't feel safe to go
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and he said no, and he
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scouted a couple locations before we got
there to shoot, and we had never
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seen it, so we didn't know
what part of these locations we were filming
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it. So, you know,
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days. And because all of our
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the locations that we had planned for, were just turned to shit, and
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so it's like it's like, wow, do we I don't know, how
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do we run a crew of like
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going on? And then we slowly
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wanted to kind of improvise a movie
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with the story structure that Ryan had
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develop. And he was adapting as
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to shoot certain places. He's like, well, what if the main character
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is doing this at the time,
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then he tried to Yeah, he
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fire and like, let's use this
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I'm also acting in the movie.
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send you some information on this director. And he had made you know,
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there's movies online that you can stream
with big actors and uh recommended, Like
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a recommended movie somehow, like got decent
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reviews. Um. So Ryan and
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and uh and and it'll all work
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crew members are like, hey,
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on sets like this like and we're
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that, you know, sound guys, they're staying Uh, catering isn't happening.
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The things that he was supposed to
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take care of he didn't and it
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it looked really bad on us.
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a total of uh I think five
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down and um, yeah, and
then he had had really nice equipment.
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for this really successful uhum concert stunt. What was the end of the piano
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that whatever? That bige whatever,
very famous, but he had used it
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in a scene that we filmed with
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we had got all this footage of
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a commercial for the piano company.
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trying to edit a commercial out of
this like piano and o scene and just
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really stretching it along and and and
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that. Yeah, no you didn't. But it was some of the most
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beautiful stuff we've ever shot, you
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nice footage. So I think we
were kind of excited about about, you
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know, trying to repurpose it.
But just in the end, you know,
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if your director doesn't know what they're
doing, it's it's not going to
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work out. So the movie never
really went anywhere. No, we can
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send you the little featurette that he
put together about I would love to see
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that the movie. It's very strange. But oh so that really was the
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ship that happened to you guys in
the beginning. But then I was forced
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I didn't have a job anymore,
and I was forced to Ryan and I
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were out on our own. I
think we had a couple of clients,
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and we were paying the bills and
or whatever we needed to to exist m
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rent wise and things like that,
and we're like, all right, now
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we have no choice, let's let's
do this. Go in yeah. Yeah,
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Well, and that was good timing, you know, with the kind
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of boom of podcast. I mean
I was like, what, I was
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like twenty seven years old or something
at that time, so I was like,
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it doesn't feel that risky to me. I mean, I'm in my
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twenties. Let's just go for it. I don't know, twenty six whatever,
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And how many podcasts do you produce
on straw hut? Well, I
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actually was making a list today to
figure out a bunch of separate things,
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and like currently like weekly, right
now, we have twenty one shows weekly,
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but like we have I think in
total it's like thirty six or something
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that we've kind of done or maybe
forty maybe forty because there's a lot that
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just um, you know, we
do one season, it's one and done,
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you know, yeah, but they
still exist. Awesome that they still
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exist, of course. Okay,
great anyway, I mean that was a
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good story I forgot you know me
too. Yeah, That's what really like
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started us off and got us to
you know, no more. We were
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trying to get our crew out into
the fires. You know, there was
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one point where we could see you
know, we could see where the fires
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were over this hill and we're like, this isn't good. Oh, and
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that have the masks. And then
we had this big crew truck and he
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tried he made us go up this
one path and it ripped off the top
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of the truck that we had rented. I mean, just like everything everything
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that could go wrong. Yeah.
Yeah. It was like these really narrow,
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windy roads up into like Malibu Canyon
and like, um and yeah,
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like I don't know if you're familiar
or been to Malibu, but there's obviously
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the beach, then there's hills right
on the other side, and that's all
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part of this huge, gorgeous canyon
in Malibu, and and that's where we
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were shooting up in these hills and
yeah, and it you can't take a
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you can't take like a big I
don't know what kind of truck is that.
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size of a semi tall wise just
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not as long, not as long. Yeah, and uh and the driver
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should have known his limitations, but
yeah, it was really I was falling
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behind him. It was after like
a fifteen hour day on set, and
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um, I was following him back
and all of a sudden, this tree
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that's sticking over the road. Just
I see him hit it so hard.
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I heard this loud sound. I
slammed on the brakes and you see this
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big gouge out of the whole side
of the truck. And I was like,
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that tree ripped it through And was
this did you buy this truck or
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this was like our rented It was
part of the rental for the crew,
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for the you know, like all
the hardware that you need to shoot.
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We did rent a van. I'm
sorry, we did purchase a van that
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I just sold last year. Um, but but we rented this with this
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vehicle. Yeah, and you know, including the driver, so the driver.
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It really was on the driver.
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I mean, yeah, it's not
up to us to tell you if you
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should drive up certain things. He
should be able to gauge you know,
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his truck. But we did feel
very bad. He was pretty upset.
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I remember like one of one of
the scenes we were shooting that wasn't going
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well, and I started to argue
with Pe for a second of like why
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this wasn't working? And then Arturo
was just like, dude, this is
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the funnest part when productions aren't working. You just go our friend Arturo who
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was who was helping he was he
was shooting it, right, you see
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amatographer on that was no Mike was
was the camera operator. Yeah, yeah,
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um, and he goes, he
goes. At this point, all
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you do is go, oh,
that's a great idea, and you nod
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your head. And then we were
we roll and he's like, it's the
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funnest part when you just know it's
going to go to shit and you cannot
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find And then from there we just
started we started having We were just laughing.
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Yeah, you know, we're just
you know, uh, we knew
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it wasn't going to work out,
so what do you do? You know,
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we were all giggling and the crew
started having so much fun because it
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just got more and more ridiculous,
Like every new idea that P had what
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was more and more ridiculous. So
yeah, yeah, the crew really enjoyed
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that after a certain point until their
until their safety problem. Yeah. And
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this is a director that you're saying, like if you had and I know
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you're not going to say the name, I don't want to know the name,
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but if we if you said the
name, we would like know we
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would probably not but you wouldn't know
his name, but you would. He's
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worked, He's made some successful movies
with people whose name you do know?
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Yeah, a huge name with huge
actors. Yeah, okay, yeah anyway,
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yeah, yeah, good stories.
Yeah. So now, um,
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there are other stories that you have
that have happened to both of you along
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this journey. Yeah, so that
just kind of set the stay. I'm
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working together for a long time,
so um, you know and really scrambling.
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One one of the stories I was
going to bring up was UM,
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while Ryan UM recently started traveling to
Mexico a lot, both for planing your
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wedding and UM just in general just
an attraction to Mexico City and how amazing
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it is there. Um. I
live in San Diego actually where Ryan's from,
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but he's in La and Um,
he was planning on one of the
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easier ways to travel to different parts
of Mexico if you want to fly is
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by crossing the border through San Diego. You walk over. They have a
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really cool system, um CBX,
and you cross over and then it takes
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you straight to the Tijuana airport where
you can fly out way cheaper than if
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you're flying out of San Diego,
and it just makes it really simple.
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Um, you don't even steps in
Tijuana when you do it. It's just
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a tunnel in. Yeah. Yeah, it's an incredible experience. And from
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Tijuana to Mexico City round trip was
like sixty bucks and it's like, that's
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wild, you know, it was
like three hundred or four hundred bucks from
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La. Yeah, it's like.
But that being said, there is a
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huge difference between going to CBX and
going to Tijuana. And so Ryan and
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Mag's Maggie his now wife, needed
a ride to CBX to do the flight,
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and I picked him up from Ryan's
dad's house in San Marcos where it's
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in San Diego, and um,
you know, I think we initially put
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in the right address. We put
in CBX, but we stopped for a
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coffee and my maps got turned around, and then when we got back in
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the car, you just go through
the history and it's just like recommends where
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you want to go, and I
just hit I think we hit Tijuana Airport
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for some reason. Yeah, instead
of CBX that I had already had in
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UM. So I just didn't even
pay any attention to it. It's like,
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yeah, we're going to and then
when you you know, we're talking
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for the whole time, just conversing, going down and when you get to
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a certain point in this highway that
I took, there are walls to the
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right and left of view, and
it just takes you straight into the border
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crossing and you there's nothing you can
do. Apparently I really thought I could,
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um. But so once you realize
that, it goes, you know,
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because Mexico border only these signs that
we're starting to realize what I'm doing
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here, like oh shit, shit, we're going into Mexico right in Mexico.
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So but there's a little embassy um
kind of situation and bathroom and I
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did have to pee anyway, So
before you actually go through the little gate
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things of being in Mexico. There's
one bull off area and there is a
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gate that they block off that looks
movable you can turn around, So I
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pull over, I go pee,
and I talked to the two the It
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was a lady and a guy,
and I think they both had their rifles
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out right there, like they always
do down there. They're m sixteens.
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It's very and I'm standing there and
I'm like, I'm like, oh,
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hey, I need to turn around
because I didn't mean to go to Mexico.
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And the guy's like, you're in
Mexico and I was like, oh
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no, I'm not, though,
because that's the gate right there, and
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because the gate is different because well
you think it is, because there's like
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the stop lying and there's a person
that there standing and letting you come through,
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and so you assume that's you assume
that's Mexico. But it turns out
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he was told. He told me
for four times, and like the girl's
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laughing. It's a very shaw.
He's like, you're in Mexico, and
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I was like, I know,
but there's a little thing right here where
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it says you can turn around,
but it's blocked off. Can you just
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open it for me. He's like, bro, you're what do you understanding
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You're in Mexico. I'm like,
I don't want to be though. I
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don't mean to insult you, but
my wife is eight months pregnant at the
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time. There's perfect timing. I
don't know if you just heard my daughter
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in the background. Um, so
she's do any minute at this point,
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any day. I mean, she's
we're full along, We're there. Um
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And like Tyler, you were I
don't even know if you bought a wallet,
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but you were like in like gym
shorts and just a T shirt.
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I think I had gotten done with
yeah, fighting jiu jitsu that morning,
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so um, which I get up
for four thirty in the morning and then
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and I had already done that.
I had, I had my wallet,
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I didn't have a passport, and
I'm in Mexico. Yeah. Actually they
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searched. They did a really interesting
thing too. I think they saw my
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hesitation of going across the border,
so they actually made us pull over to
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go into Mexico, which is rare. Yeah, that search coming back for
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contraband and things. But they actually
searched my truck going into Mexico. I
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think I think they saw that I
didn't want to go, you know,
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so they were like, this guy
has a little sketchy. I would say
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probably sketchy, Yeah for sure.
Um, but I didn't have any contract.
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I wasn't bringing anything into Mexico other
than Ryan and Mago. So um.
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But that process, you know,
to get them to the airport,
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it was right down right down the
street, and yeah, then you went
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to Mexico. Then I went to
Mexico and I dropped them off and uh,
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they had a beautiful flight. Um. And then I spent the next
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hour or so being told not to
go through you know, I put on
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my maps and they tell you which
which entrance is quicker back into the US,
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and it goes not the one you're
at to the go to the other
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one. It's gonna be It's gonna
save you at least two hours. I'm
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like, okay, cool, then
I'm gonna go to that one. I
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get in line there, and I've
been through this border before, and Ryan,
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you're kind of familiar. I'm not
even close to the bridge. Oh,
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the O Tai one is the one
you ended up going to. Yeah,
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you know the big bridge that you
get stuck on. Me. I'm
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not even I'm probably two miles behind
there and there's a line. Geez.
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So I get in there and I'm
like, and I look it up and
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I'm in line, and there's no
turning around once you're in that line either.
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I had to get gas too,
but that was relatively easy and it
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took me. I got in line
at ten am after I dropped them off
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of the airport, directly at the
airport. It was really convenient from Yeah,
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it was really nice. They walked
straight in the air for it,
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and their flight was on time.
They finished. They got to Mexico City
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before I got home to San Diego. I got home at three thirty pm.
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Oh no, and got in line
at ten am to across the border.
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That day. Did pe and the
help the whole time? Oh yeah.
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I had a coffee and some water. I peeed at the gas station
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before I got gas, but I
did have to pee the entire time.
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Um and luckily I had a full
tank of gas. So yeah, yeah,
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yeah, it was a long It
was a long, long day of
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nothing much. I mean, I
didn't have my laptop. We had clients
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emailing us and stuff, so I'm
just answering emails. But I'm not able
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to do anything, yeah, production
wise or physically edit anything, you know.
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Um, but I got to the
front, I'm all nervous because I
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don't on my passport either, you
know. And then the guy's like I
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rolled down the window and it's like, why don't you have a passport?
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And I was like, oh,
I do. I just I didn't bring
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it because I wasn't supposed to go
to Mexico today. And he's like,
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I'm not really sure what that means. I'm like, yeah, it's He's
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just like, it seems like you've
had a rough day. I'm like I
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have. He's just like, all
right, take it easy, you have
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a good one. He's just let
me through. I mean, do you
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that must happen. It can't be
here the only person that that happens too.
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Oh no, I mean I hear
about people going with just their driver's
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license all the time and it not
being an a yeah. And now since
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I just got married there, um, I learned a whole bunch of new
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information about it. And like,
you know, the time it takes to
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get into the US is the US
Customs and Border Control, and they are
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obligated to actually if you're a US
citizen to let you in like that is
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like they're there. They have to
let you in. So they could put
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you into secondary and they can question
you all they want and that takes another
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hour or so, but ultimately they
have to let you in. Yeah,
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but if you don't have your passport, how can you prove that you're a
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US citizen? I mean hopefully you
have your driver's license. Yeah, right,
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yeah, and then I'm sure they
would put you into some other you
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know, a million people. Yeah. Yeah, I did have a picture
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of my passport, that's if it
came down to it, so they would
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be able to look up my number
and compare it to my idea and things
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like that, which it didn't come
down to. But yeah, that's good.
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That's good. Yeah, And you
didn't like pull out like a ten
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or twenty and no, because these
are American have made it worse, right
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right at this point, they're Americans, the guys, and the guys before
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I should have been maybe they would
have turned around, maybe they would have
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opened up that gate. I didn't
have any cash on me. Can I
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venmo you one hundred bucks that help
me not go to Mexico. Turns out
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Mexico does not do VENMO. That
would have been really helpful for the wedding.
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Oh yeah, that's right. Anyways, that's my that's me Ryan and
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I had and then he Ryan got
me a cool shirt when they got to
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Mexico City that's just like has a
logo on it of someone's head in a
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cloud and it just says, I
don't know, just he's just that reminded
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him of me, because you know, I was flustered at that point.
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Yeah, or I went to Mexico
didn't mean too Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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that's exactly what it was. Yeah, most of the times I've been
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to Mexico, I've really really meant
to do it, um with full intentions
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of going to Mexico. This time, you know, getting lost in TJ
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and on the phone with my pregnant
wife and trying to find the right border
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entrance to go to it was a
little scary, but once I was in
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actually it was like really calming once
I was in the line, because I
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knew I was going the right way. But yeah, just not the unknowing
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of how long something's going to take
is very frustrating for a somewhat impatient person
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like myself. Yeah, of just
like I don't know how long this is
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going to take. I have no
idea. I don't know how close I
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am. I don't want to turro. I don't want to buy your dog.
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You know. You mean it's happening
while you're laying, while you're standing
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in line, and this when you
when you're driving a line, people come
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up to your window and they're trying
to sell you stuff. They try to
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wash your windshield, they try to
you know, um, they try to
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sell you a puppy. They they
do all that. But I didn't purchase
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any Turos or anything. No.
I usually do, and they're delicious,
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they are very good. I just
wasn't in So I just have to tell
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you it's I mean, that totally
didn't happen to me. But I'll tell
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you what did happen to me at
a border kind of thing. Um,
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I went with my friend to Spain. She invited me. She used to
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work for um Abbott Labs and they
used to like give give away these huge
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trips to their employees who had you
know, like big years you know,
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and um it was like amazing.
I don't think they can do it anymore,
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said years. No, big big
years years. Yeah. Yeah,
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so um she her husband couldn't go
this year this time, and she was
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like, let's um, why don't
you come with me to Spain. I
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was like okay. So so it
was great. It was a beautiful like
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it was an amazing trip, like
it wasn't just your average trip to Spain,
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like they really did everything, like
we went to a castle and all
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kinds of things. Anyway, so
we get there and you know, you're
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standing in line like to like get
get into the country. I'm like,
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oh, this is a cool thing. And I take my phone and go
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and take a picture of basically like
what is you know, I can't think
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of words anymore, like when they're
checking you in, like it's not the
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border customs. Customs, Yeah,
like customs. I take my phone,
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I'm like click and I literally no, I literally took a picture of the
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sign that said like no pictures loud. So it was like it's not that
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loud, you know, but all
have a sudden I all these custom agents
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like we're on me, and they're
like come over here, man, well
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in Spanish, come over here,
you know, and they like and now
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my friends, I'm with my friend
and her friends and they are get through
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customs and they're like going on,
and I'm detained over here, and you
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have to know, like I'm like
a person who just tries to do everything
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right most of the time, you
know, Like I don't I didn't get
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into the principal's office. All of
my like Lincolnwood friends will like know this,
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Like I was just like a really
good girl, you know, and
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now I'm detained by like costumes in
Spain and they're like, he's like,
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you know, one minute, he's
got to go talk to some very official
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people about this awful thing that I
did. And he finally comes back and
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I'm like, can I just delete
the picture? Like is that okay?
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I just delete the picture and was
delete. So I delete the picture and
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then they let me go. Luckily, but who knows. I could have
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been like I don't know why that
is a thing. I've seen that before
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and I've gotten yelled at, but
I've never gotten pulled away. But like
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it must be they think that you're
like photographing their process of or something,
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or like getting information about them or
the I don't know what the deal is
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about the photos in the customs line. I don't know righte, spy look
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to you so well, I did
have brown hair then, but no,
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I'm like the suburban you know,
like mom, like I probably am the
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least likely person. That's why,
you know, that's it. Maybe that's
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a trigger now, you know.
H Yeah, yeah, sure, you
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are right. Right. They don't
do anything to me anymore they used to.
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Yeah right, I got through two
borders. Yeah right, doesn't even
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mean the passport, yeah right right. So yeah, anyway, all Ryan,
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let's hear your story. I mean, I guess we we're bringing you
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three talk about Yeah, okay,
I'll tell you this one. It happened
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I don't know, a while ago. It's with a it's a it's regarding
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a podcast that we actually never ended
up producing because of it was just a
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whole shit show. Um. And
so I'm not going to say the person's
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name against that's fine, but it's
a very it's a famous actor. And
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I thought it would be a great
show and it would do very well,
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but quickly realized how how tough it
was going to be. Um. But
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this one time, in particular,
it was ten am and I had just
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recorded with another show, and I
went and actually had breakfast with Catherine keener.
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And then and it was close to
where I was going to be heading,
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I'm gonna call this person. The
other one was Pete. I'm gonna
497
00:34:30.760 --> 00:34:37.400
call this one L like I don't
know, okay, and and then it's
498
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:45.400
almost alphabetical. Yeah. Yeah.
I was texting L being like I'm gonna
499
00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:49.119
be a few minutes later, but
i'll be there at I think I was
500
00:34:49.159 --> 00:34:51.880
saying like instead of ten of ten, I'll be there like ten thirty.
501
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:54.840
No response, nothing, and I
have got all my gear ready to record.
502
00:34:55.679 --> 00:35:00.880
Um, I can't remember who our
guest was, but someone also famous.
503
00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:06.239
That's just how it works. And
so no response, no response,
504
00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:08.039
no response. I ended up pushing
a little later because I still hadn't heard
505
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:13.800
a response. I get there.
I get to Elle's house at ten forty
506
00:35:13.800 --> 00:35:21.000
five and everything was closed and lockdown
in the like the windows usually open,
507
00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:24.679
the doors usually open. There's a
screen a gorgeous house in Malibu right on
508
00:35:24.679 --> 00:35:30.800
the water, and I'm like looking
in the window and I see this figure
509
00:35:31.719 --> 00:35:38.239
walking around and then I so I'm
like I'm knocking, and I'm like ell
510
00:35:39.159 --> 00:35:49.039
all yeah yeah, because I was
calling nothing, texting nothing, and Elle
511
00:35:49.079 --> 00:35:54.239
sees me and comes stumbling to the
door, opens it up and says,
512
00:35:54.320 --> 00:35:57.400
Ryan, we have to leave right
now. Do you have a car.
513
00:35:57.559 --> 00:36:01.960
And I'm like, oh shit,
I walked here. Yeah. I'm like
514
00:36:02.039 --> 00:36:05.920
okay, why are you okay?
He's like yeah, we just have to
515
00:36:05.960 --> 00:36:10.760
go right now. And I was
just like, okay's and he's like,
516
00:36:10.800 --> 00:36:14.920
where's your car. I'm like,
it's on the street. He's like,
517
00:36:14.960 --> 00:36:16.480
okay, pull it up in the
driveway. I'll meet you out in front.
518
00:36:17.119 --> 00:36:22.039
And so, what the fuck is
going on? Okay? So I
519
00:36:22.119 --> 00:36:24.440
go, I get the car,
I turn around, I come up the
520
00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:32.760
driveway, Elle walks down the steps, stumbles into the car, smells like
521
00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:42.679
booze, is obviously inebriated. Yah
yeah um, and he's like, oh,
522
00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:45.079
okay, just just head that way. I'm like, where are we
523
00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:45.880
going. He's like I don't know, we just got to get out of
524
00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:52.880
there. And I'm like okay.
So I'm just driving with him and we
525
00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:55.239
passed by Uh. He's like,
oh, there's like there's a hotel.
526
00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:59.800
There's a hotel up the street.
And I'm like, okay, great,
527
00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:02.159
I'll I'll drive you there. As
we're driving to this hotel, apparently just
528
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:07.519
on the on the what is that
sunset on the wap on the one yeah.
529
00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:13.280
Um, there's a liquor store and
Ell was like, can you pull
530
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:17.840
in? Can you pull in here? And I'm like sure, Like maybe
531
00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:22.199
he's getting a coffee, yeah,
getting get a coffee. Yeah. So
532
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:28.039
I pull in. Else stumbles out, walks and goes and he comes back
533
00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:32.079
with two bags, brown bags.
I don't know what's in. Um.
534
00:37:32.840 --> 00:37:37.960
Um closed the door. I start
driving and he just opens one up start.
535
00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:39.199
He twists off the bottle. It's
up. There are two bottles of
536
00:37:39.320 --> 00:37:45.840
chardon ay and he just starts drinking
it in my car as we're I'm driving.
537
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:51.800
I'm just like and he's just like
guzzling, guzzling shardon And I'm like,
538
00:37:51.840 --> 00:37:54.880
okay, so where's this hotel.
He's like, it's up here.
539
00:37:54.880 --> 00:37:59.599
You know it's up. It's up
up, you'll see it. It's on
540
00:37:59.599 --> 00:38:01.599
the right. I'm like, okay, I find the hotel. I pull
541
00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:06.639
in. I pull into the parking
spot and he's like, would you mind
542
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:09.079
just going in and just you know, getting me a room? And I'm
543
00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:15.440
like, hmm, I will not
get you a room, but I will
544
00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:19.159
see if they have availability. So
I walked out. I left him in
545
00:38:19.159 --> 00:38:22.559
the car. I go in.
Turns out, this very fancy place right
546
00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:31.599
on the one overlooking the ocean thankfully
did not have availability. So I look
547
00:38:31.599 --> 00:38:34.800
at my I get back in the
car and tell him it. He gets
548
00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:38.960
all hitsy about it, and then
I look at my phone. I'm just
549
00:38:39.000 --> 00:38:43.000
like, okay, what I just
need a cheap hotel right now. I
550
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:46.039
just need to put this person in
a cheap room somewhere. So the closest
551
00:38:46.079 --> 00:38:50.280
thing I could find was in Santa
Monica. There was like rooms for like
552
00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:53.760
two fifty a night. I found
it. It was like a thirty five
553
00:38:54.000 --> 00:39:01.840
forty minute drive from where we were
in Malibu, so yeah, oh yeah.
554
00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:05.760
He finished one of the Chardonnay bottles
by the time we got there.
555
00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:13.440
Um. I get to this other
hotel, I asked if they have availability.
556
00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:15.840
They do. I asked if we
could get early check in, because
557
00:39:16.199 --> 00:39:19.800
you know, usually you can't get
in your room until like three or whatever.
558
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:22.360
And it was like, I don't
know, eleven eleven thirty maybe at
559
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:29.760
this point. And got the room, you know, paid for it on
560
00:39:29.800 --> 00:39:36.039
the company card, and and and
then go back to the I was in
561
00:39:36.079 --> 00:39:39.119
a loading zone right on the street, and I told the valet guy,
562
00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:43.000
Can I just leave my car here? Well, I'm gonna walk el up
563
00:39:43.039 --> 00:39:47.760
to the room. And l was
a complete mess. He had a bottle
564
00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:52.679
Chardonnay in his other hand and his
like dangling on my shoulder. And I
565
00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:59.199
was like walking him through the hallways
in this Santa Monica hotel and his room
566
00:39:59.239 --> 00:40:01.320
was like on the eighth or or
something, and so he's I'm just like
567
00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:09.360
dragging this this dude into this elevator
and I get him in there, I
568
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:15.800
give him the keys. I say, I'm gonna get going, and he's
569
00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:19.880
like looking out the window. I
don't know, it's like a very silhouetty
570
00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:22.000
iconic pose, just like looking out
on the window, like his side,
571
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:24.639
you know, hips to the side, his hand on his hip and just
572
00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:29.519
like looking out. And I was
like, ell, I've got to get
573
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:32.239
out of here. And then he
came up towards me and he just gave
574
00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:37.360
me this hug and he started crying
on my shoulder. Oh, he just
575
00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:39.679
started crying. And I don't know
exactly what he said, but he's like
576
00:40:39.719 --> 00:40:46.679
slobbering on my shoulder. Ryan's also
texting me. I'm like, I don't
577
00:40:46.679 --> 00:40:52.599
know, man, I probably would
have hit him, all right, Yeah,
578
00:40:52.599 --> 00:40:57.000
it was very frustrated. It was
he was crying. I said,
579
00:40:58.079 --> 00:41:01.480
I hope everything works out out,
you know, uh, let me know,
580
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:07.360
referring to I don't you know,
I don't know what his issue with.
581
00:41:07.480 --> 00:41:13.480
It was some kind of issue with
his wife and a thing, and
582
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:17.519
I don't know exactly what happened.
He's also he's also a recovering. He's
583
00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:22.880
recovering. He knew this at the
time that he's and he's drinking, right,
584
00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:27.000
I didn't know about the recovery part
of it. I mean, he
585
00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:31.880
didn mention a sponsor at one point, okay whose name rhymes with schmell Schmidt,
586
00:41:34.639 --> 00:41:37.320
which is probably not the best.
Yeah, he did, but I
587
00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:38.760
thought that was on the drive,
as when he was mentioning that to me
588
00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:45.840
that forty five minute drive, it's
when I was when I called yeah yeah
589
00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:53.119
and uh and uh yeah yeah.
So cry I I leave. I feel
590
00:41:53.280 --> 00:41:58.199
really bad, I mean, but
granted I also did pay for his room,
591
00:41:58.559 --> 00:42:02.880
so feel a little less bad,
and um I I left the next
592
00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:07.000
morning. Though, however, is
really really what was What was interesting is
593
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:15.920
that I got a call from the
police m because because L wouldn't leave the
594
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:21.480
room, at his checkout time,
and so I had to have a long
595
00:42:21.519 --> 00:42:23.679
conversation with the police. I'm like, do you have his wife's number?
596
00:42:23.679 --> 00:42:28.000
Here's his wife's number. Do you
have this. I'm like, I've paid
597
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:30.679
for his room already and it's not
something I'm willing to do again. And
598
00:42:30.719 --> 00:42:35.159
so I think they anyway, Yeah, I think they took him in.
599
00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:40.840
He has a manager, who I
find to be one of the most irritating
600
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:45.679
types of people, who, you
know, Ryan's like, hey, I'm
601
00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:49.400
busy dealing with the cops. Can
you get ahead of get ahead of his
602
00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:52.559
get ahold of his manager to tell
him the situation, you know. So
603
00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:57.199
like we're texting him like, hey, there's police involved. I just want
604
00:42:57.199 --> 00:42:59.159
you to know, like a head's
up, this is your friend, blah
605
00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:01.400
blah blah, Like you know,
Ryan's dealing with it. He shouldn't have.
606
00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:05.840
He's a podcast producer, you know, Like and then he goes,
607
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:08.199
who do you think I am?
Jesus, what do you want me to
608
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:12.800
do? I'm in Canada or something
like that, And I said, I
609
00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:17.719
said something like I'm just informing you
that your friend and your client, and
610
00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:22.239
you know, like he's in trouble, and he needs your help. I
611
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:25.000
don't. I don't expect you to
do anything. I actually don't expect to
612
00:43:25.000 --> 00:43:30.039
talk to you ever. Again,
I would prefer and we've already had other
613
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:32.159
issues with this guy too, and
I just I have no patience for rude
614
00:43:32.239 --> 00:43:37.039
people like that, you know.
Um, just like how like putting it
615
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:39.320
on me? Like what does it
seem like a crazy thing for me to
616
00:43:39.360 --> 00:43:44.840
be contacting you about your client who's
in trouble? You know, like is
617
00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:46.920
it that big of a deal?
Like yeah, He's like, what do
618
00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:50.239
you want me to do? And
I'm like, I don't know. I
619
00:43:50.239 --> 00:43:54.000
don't know what to do in this
situation this person. Yeah, exactly,
620
00:43:54.199 --> 00:44:02.599
you know, I don't know.
But yeah, anyway, God, it
621
00:44:02.679 --> 00:44:06.519
had so much potential to be a
great show. You know, we were
622
00:44:06.519 --> 00:44:10.199
both really excited about it, and
we were able to release a few episodes,
623
00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:14.440
but um no, well yeah,
we ended up not releasing it.
624
00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:17.480
Oh yeah, it's not out.
Actually I think we did one as we
625
00:44:17.519 --> 00:44:22.639
did one at first, and then
we had to take it off because it
626
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:28.000
just what's the point of releasing one
episode or something? Yeah. Um,
627
00:44:28.159 --> 00:44:34.599
but anyway, I hope he's okay
now, Yeah, we does he remember
628
00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:37.280
like do you think he remembered this? He did apologize later. Um,
629
00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:42.719
he actually has been texting me as
of this week. So well, he
630
00:44:42.760 --> 00:44:45.440
did ask you for a ride to
the grocery store once. Yeah, yeah,
631
00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:47.719
it got it, went down to
best Let, Slippery Slope. He
632
00:44:47.719 --> 00:44:51.880
asked if he could crash on my
couch she's at you know, asked,
633
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:54.119
um, yeah, it was all
kinds of weird things. Does he want
634
00:44:54.119 --> 00:44:59.480
to do the podcast? Now?
Hey, let's get him on the ship
635
00:44:59.559 --> 00:45:04.440
that happened to me. Yeah,
maybe he might be. He might be
636
00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:07.559
done with podcasting. I think he
just wants to be my friend. Maybe
637
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:09.960
I don't know you. And that's
sweet. It's a good it's a good.
638
00:45:10.119 --> 00:45:14.360
Uh, that's a good having dinner
at dinner party conversation like how did
639
00:45:14.360 --> 00:45:20.400
you guys meet? Yeah, I
get I have all kinds of weird situations
640
00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:22.519
like that with the Yeah, we
have found that a lot of these.
641
00:45:22.840 --> 00:45:27.079
You know, Ryan's the one who's
out there in LA and he has he
642
00:45:27.159 --> 00:45:32.719
you know, he deals with a
lot of our I guess celebrity type clients
643
00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:37.079
that we've dealt with in the past, and they, yeah, they they
644
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:45.440
they cling on to the friendship or
the maybe because like we're not necessarily in
645
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:50.079
like the Hollywood, Hollywood industry,
so maybe they like like a puranis to
646
00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:54.639
it and Ryan's a nice guy,
and they i mean even even p in
647
00:45:54.679 --> 00:45:59.800
the previous story, you know,
like wanting me to live in his house.
648
00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:06.960
You know, I have a life, man, I can't um anyway.
649
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:10.920
Yeah, that's it. That's those
are our stories to it. I
650
00:46:10.920 --> 00:46:15.880
mean, I think it's so like
for someone who's like not involved in that
651
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:19.639
world at all, and it's just
to want to be like it. It
652
00:46:19.639 --> 00:46:22.639
can be you know, disappointing to
learn like these real things about you know,
653
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:27.400
like we just like have this like
image of all of these celebrities as
654
00:46:28.079 --> 00:46:30.960
you know, like Steve Carrell is
just like a really nice guy. And
655
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:34.599
maybe he is just a really nice
guy, you know, but he probably
656
00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:38.119
like you know, gets drunk or
fights with his wife or there are some
657
00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:44.679
really real yeah yeah, yeah,
like Tom Hanks. We I don't ever
658
00:46:44.719 --> 00:46:47.079
want to know anything bad about Tom
Hanks. Yeah, I know. Maybe
659
00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:52.000
like we just started a show with
Harvey Gean for he's the guierma and what
660
00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:58.000
we do in the Shadows and Harvey
is the sweetest man ever. Love him,
661
00:46:58.280 --> 00:47:00.360
so have a couple of his guests, you know, like Fred Armison
662
00:47:00.599 --> 00:47:06.880
was such a sweetheart to be to
come on the show with him and yeah,
663
00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:09.239
and he was just like actually thankful
to be on the podcast. Yeah,
664
00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:13.679
yeah, thanks for including me.
You know. That's it's always nice
665
00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:16.840
to hearing there's definitely like super sweet
people out there. There's just also so
666
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:24.199
I'm not sweet. Yeah. Yeah, Well I just saw. I was
667
00:47:24.239 --> 00:47:30.480
in um Long Island last week and
we went shopping one day in the Hamptons,
668
00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:35.039
the Hamptons and um, I was
in sag Harbor and I saw in
669
00:47:35.079 --> 00:47:39.440
a store, um Melaura Harden,
who played Jan on The Office. Yeah,
670
00:47:39.480 --> 00:47:45.639
and yeah, yeah, she just
like walked right by me and smiled,
671
00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:47.599
you know, and like I smiled, and I was like, oh
672
00:47:47.639 --> 00:47:52.440
my god, that's Jan from the
Office. So she's beautiful. And so
673
00:47:52.559 --> 00:47:58.199
I left the store. Yeah,
I told Steve and you know, my
674
00:47:58.440 --> 00:48:02.559
you know cousins that I was with, and and my you know cousin Scott
675
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:07.400
was like, are you sure it
was her? You know, maybe maybe
676
00:48:07.400 --> 00:48:08.800
it was someone who looked like her, And I'm like, no, it
677
00:48:08.920 --> 00:48:15.199
was her. And so now now
I had to go back in and with
678
00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:19.639
him because he'd like didn't believe me, and so, but he's a big
679
00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:22.599
chicken. So and when I go
back in, I'm like, well,
680
00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:24.599
now I'm going to talk to her, right, And so we go back
681
00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:29.920
in and I'm like, he said, he really like appreciated, like my
682
00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:32.960
my process of pretending to buy a
pair of ear rings when really I was
683
00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:36.719
just trying to get close to her. And so I'm like looking at some
684
00:48:36.840 --> 00:48:38.960
ear rings and then i just kind
of sidle up next to her and I'm
685
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:43.000
like, oh, I want to
be honest and say I had to look
686
00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:45.599
her name up after that day,
but you know, I went up to
687
00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:49.880
and I'm like, oh, you're
m Laura Harden right um, and she
688
00:48:50.039 --> 00:48:52.360
was like yeah, And I was
like, oh, you played Jan on
689
00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:53.840
the I want to let you know
how much I enjoyed your performance. Is
690
00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:57.639
Jan. She's like, well,
thank you so much. I'm glad you
691
00:48:57.719 --> 00:49:01.119
enjoyed it. Super nice. So
now we leave and Scott was ready to
692
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:06.159
like run away. He was so
freaked out that I was talking to her
693
00:49:06.360 --> 00:49:10.400
just like that. Yeah. But
the best part was it if we were
694
00:49:10.440 --> 00:49:15.320
walking around and she just kept showing
up, you know, with her friend.
695
00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:20.559
So at one point she passed us
and she practically was like hi,
696
00:49:21.239 --> 00:49:23.360
you know, like she was so
friendly. So at that point I'm like,
697
00:49:23.480 --> 00:49:29.000
hey, can we get a picture
because my kids think this didn't really
698
00:49:29.039 --> 00:49:30.880
happen if I don't have a picture, which was a lie. They were
699
00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:35.599
like, oh cool mom, you
know, but well, kudos for knowing
700
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her real name too. No,
I looked it up. Old been too
701
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embarrassed to be oh you and then
she would have been like, well I
702
00:49:44.559 --> 00:49:45.679
have a real name, you know. Yeah right, yeah, no,
703
00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:49.119
I had to look it up.
That was one of the reasons I left
704
00:49:49.159 --> 00:49:52.599
and went back and so and it
was kind of a weird moment because she
705
00:49:52.679 --> 00:49:55.199
was like, okay, we'll take
a selfie and she like took my phone.
706
00:49:55.679 --> 00:50:00.320
She was like reaching from my phone. I'm like, here, take
707
00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:05.880
my phone, do whatever you want. Nice and she too, yeah right,
708
00:50:06.280 --> 00:50:08.960
I think that's what it was.
Yeah. Yeah, so that was
709
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now she I tagged her. She
still hasn't liked it, but that's okay.
710
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:21.559
Yeah she was really she was really
nice. So good. Yeah,
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00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:28.840
anyway, I think that's really special. Yeah, yeah, it made it
712
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was a highlight, one of the
highlights. So good. All right,
713
00:50:32.360 --> 00:50:37.800
guys, Well thanks so much for
coming on and telling me those stories.
714
00:50:38.000 --> 00:50:45.920
And yeah, and you know,
if l or P or Fred Armison want
715
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to come on my podcast, you
know, I mean, I'd welcome any
716
00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:57.320
of them. Yeah, and yeah, so and hopefully Maggie will feel better
717
00:50:57.320 --> 00:51:00.760
soon and we'll get we'll get her
on soon. Yeah. I think next
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00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:04.400
week is definitely gonna happen. She
is, she says, she feels fine.
719
00:51:04.440 --> 00:51:07.760
It's just this cough that's not going
away right now. So that's tough
720
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:13.360
for a recording. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, all
721
00:51:13.440 --> 00:51:16.199
right, all right, well thank
you, thanks, Yeah, we'll talk
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00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:22.480
to you soon. Bye bye bye
right bye bye. Thanks for listening to
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00:51:22.519 --> 00:51:27.360
my ship. I really appreciate it. Come back and hear more shit next
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00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:29.920
time on the Ship that Happens to
Me podcast. Do you think I've said
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00:51:29.920 --> 00:51:34.760
shit enough for one podcast episode?
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